That’s why you always leave a note! First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn’t date magicians. As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. Michael! It’s a hug, Michael. I’m hugging you. That’s why you always leave a note!

Amigos

I’m half machine. I’m a monster. What’s Spanish for “I know you speak English?” I don’t understand the question, and I won’t respond to it. That’s what it said on ‘Ask Jeeves.’

• Whoa, this guy’s straight?
• Say goodbye to these, because it’s the last time!
• What’s Spanish for “I know you speak English?”

Afternoon delight

Steve Holt! It’s a hug, Michael. I’m hugging you. No, I did not kill Kitty. However, I am going to oblige and answer the nice officer’s questions because I am an honest man with no secrets to hide. Say goodbye to these, because it’s the last time!

Ready, Aim, Marry Me

Michael! Whoa, this guy’s straight? I hear the jury’s still out on science. Whoa, this guy’s straight? Well, what do you expect, mother? Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough.

1. I hear the jury’s still out on science.
2. Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough.

Exit Strategy

No, I did not kill Kitty. However, I am going to oblige and answer the nice officer’s questions because I am an honest man with no secrets to hide. I hear the jury’s still out on science. I hear the jury’s still out on science.